Friday, December 20, 2013

My Screwed Up Bucket List

Are you one of those people who have a bucket list of exciting adventures you want to do before you die? Skydiving? Visit Australia? Snuggle a baby panda? 

I too have a bucket list...mine is slightly more attainable, and completely more screwed up!

Walk up to a random child eating ice cream, smack the entire cone out of their
hand, and then just keep walking.

At a theme park, get a running start and tackle a big furry character to the ground.
Perhaps for an added bonus I would then steal its head in victory.
Pee in every ocean.
Get a group of friends together, fill balloons with paint, then go into a random
grocery store and have an epic paint balloon battle.
Walk into a busy restaurant and swat a try full of food from a server's hand.
Meet the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Punch them all in the face.

What's on your bucket list?

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