This weekend we headed down to St. Pete for Rib Fest where we partook in at least 4,000 calories in food and drink. Needless to say it was a great time.
Rule #1: Pack your own booze. Drinks out there can get expensive, and personally I would rather spend my money on purses or shoes...you know, necessities.
Rule #2: Don't fall asleep in public places. Or if you do, expect to wake up next to a strange man in a horse head.
...which ties into Rule #3: Bring a purse big enough to store your husband's horse head.