Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Here to Kick Monday in the Balls.
I always like to start things on Mondays.
"Oh, I can eat all this candy, I'll be good starting Monday."
"Workout over the weekend, nah, I'll start that on Monday."
Why do I put so much pressure on a day that inherently sucks on its own?! Yet another weekend is over, work has magically piled up, and I'm still feeling hungover from Saturday somehow. Damn you Monday. Why can't you be more like your friend Friday?